Welcome To Arsing About. This has been a bit of a dry spell for us. There has not been much AssJack action to speak of, although we have tested out the Coke Can experiment. I managed to fill one with cement recently and leave it in the middle of the school playground. The results were hilarious, with one smart-arse trying to stamp on it. One other person attempted to give it a bit of a belt with his soon to be hurt foot. Quite amusing. Maximum respect must go to everybody who was at Paul and Lin's party on Friday, what a night! Ive never seen so many drunk people in one place having such a laugh! Roll on the next party, lets all get wasted!!!

This is my chance to let everybody know what ive been doing with this website. Keep and eye on this bit to check what I've been up to.

09/01/04 - Site was born, home page updated.

10/01/04 - Zante countdown added. Homepage further updated, including the future stunt information and Pauls introduction. Deleted Photo Page for now, theres no bloody point me having it because I don't know how to put pics on here yet! ALSO!!! I now have a guestbook, the web address for this is http://arsing-about.20m.com/fsguest.html and if you would like to view the guestbook the visit http://arsing-about.20m.com/fsguestbook.html My my my hasn't today been busy?! And one final addition today is a poll, go to http://arsing-about.20m.com/cgi-bin/polls/001/poll_center.htm# to vote.

12/01/04 - Added my links page, including links to some great websites such as FHM and Slime Sports.

13/01/04 - added a little more bumf to the homepage, including the 'surprise'. Plus, a new jokes page has been added, give me your best jokes when you sign the guestbook (see link below) and I will put them into the jokes page for all to see. The photo page makes a welcome return as I am sent a number of comedy pictures that I am sure will make people chuckle.

18/01/04 - Just generally tidied a few things up, updated a bit here and there. COMING SOON! The Pub Guide - the guide to the best and worst drinking establishments in and around Dartford, look out 4 it.

21/01/04 - Just in case you are not sure, the new jokes pages is found when you click on the Custom Page link down the left hand side of your screen. It does not have much material on it yet but there a little bit, still worth checking out. PLUS!!! You lucky people now have the opportunity to watch this stupidity... by buying the video on CD-ROM, please visit the Catalog Page located down the left hand side of your screen. Click on the Photo2 Page to view photos of some of the people who are taking part in the AssJack project, more to come.

22/01/04 - Finally, the shots from AssJack have finally arrived on Arsing About, thanks to Sheriff, along with pictures of the AssJack crew, see the Photo Page. Unfortunately (but with good reason) the comedy pictures have been relegated to the Photo2 Page.

31/01/04 - A couple more future stunts added and the idea of the pub guide scrapped.

10/02/04 - Today, the website was listed on the Google Search Engine for the world to see.

29/02/04 - Added a couple more links, updated home page a bit. Nothing much to report really.

Watch This Space!

We are going to start filming the new video (currently called AssJack2 but we are trying to come up with a better name) next weekend, and these are some of the ideas we have come up with...

Helium Balloon Flight - quite ambitious this one, but we are going to try and make Joe float above ground level with a rather substantial number of helium balloons. So expect a few high pitched voices as well!

Facial Decoration - sounds nice and easy, the one catch it, the face will be decorated with crocodile clips! Going to be quite painful for the unfortunate victim.

Pepper Spray - a few of us will get a shot of pepper spray in the face, enough said really!

Deep Heat and Curry Paste - Daves idea, im not going to tell you where the substances are going to be put, but I think you have a pretty good idea!

Random Fishy Slappy - We will buy a big fish and slap people with it. Easy, until we get arrested.

Testicle Waxing - no explanation required.

Tricycle Ring Of Fire - Sean will attempt to ride a baby trike through a ring of fire, should be interesting.

Shopping Trolley Jousting - the old fashioned jousting contests, but with shopping trolleys instead of horses and crutches instead of jousting sticks.

The Cardboard Box Jump - probably the most ambitious and potentially dangerous stunt we do in the new video. Jump from a quite high roof (approx 20ft) into a huge pile of cardboard boxes. There will be no alcohol involved in this one. We need to do this properly.

The Coke Can - It's instinct for most of us to kick 'empty' coke cans, so we are going to fill a few with concrete and teach people a lesson.

The Tramp And The Paving Stone - Haven't you always laughed at somebody supergluing a coin to the ground and waiting for a tramp to pick it up. Well, we are turning the tables... one of us will dress up as a tramp who has fallen for this prank, and walk into a shop with a coin stuck to a paving slab and see the reactions. Should be interesting.

Glass Marble Gauntlet - I haven't decided if we should try and run the gauntlet made up of glass marbles strewn all over the floor or try and use a sheet of plywood to surf it, we may even try both. Either way it's going to be painful and funny.

So Who Are We Then???

Well, I suppose you would like to know who is involved in this little arsing around project of ours. So here is a brief introduction to everybody who has played a major part in the video. n.b. all of the following people are my fellow students.

Sheriff - Credit has to go to this man because the entirity of the video has been filmed with his video camera. Thanks mate!

Adam - I am the author of this site and the first person you see and the second person you hear on the video. I was the one who jumped into a bush!

Sean - out of all the people you will read about here, this particular bloke has probably the least shame of anybody I know. Quite literally up for anything which doesnt involve other men and KY (as far as we know).

Rich - aptly nicknamed Psycho. If you combine this man with a few beers, you would see what i mean. Complete nutter to say the least, and he bites, i have the bruise to prove it (bastard!), fair play to him for letting us borrow a digital camera.

Marc - the butt of many a practical joke and the one with TWAT floating above his head in the last scene of the video. But other than that a nice guy and a good laugh.

Joe - chocolate mousse monster, last seen eating chocolate mousse off of a t-shirt in the bathroom of a house where the AssJack party was being held. Found the morning after exceedingly hungover.

Sunny - the former butt of the practical jokes before he was dethroned by Marc. Great bloke and a good laugh, and my main pool playing partner.

David - doesn't feature in the first video but deserves a mention beause all of his action was cut out. So expect to see the MOOCOW doing some very stupid shit in the next vid!

Paul - does not feature heavily in the original video, but we will involve him more in the next vid (he just doesn't know what hes going to be doing yet, watch your back, mate!).

!!!APPEAL!!!

I am sure that the majority of you have seen something on the television on the news about flash mobbing. It is where a internet organised group of people (normally large scale) mob a certain place, so something very unusual and leave. The best example was in a furniture store where over 300 people went and started hugging all of the furniture. I am hoping to do something along those lines. This is what I plan to do... Get a large group of people together, and get a smallish sized rug each, that looks kind of like a prayer mat. We all then take a trip to a shop in a busy town centre, and proceed to worship that shop from the street. Then walk away as if nothing had happened. If you are interested in taking part in this, then let me know, my email address is in the contact page.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids should they???